ITT: Every random thought I have.

Yep, every insane RANDOM THOUGHT OF NEAT DISORDER!!!

XD

And now, to start it off:

I wonder why it's known as "3's & 7's?"

"It's like my mind was raped by a pothead."

I have so many right now, it'd be impossible to list them all. XD

Some key quotes and thoughts that I have had in the past hour:

"Wait, she went to see Paranormal Activity without him?"

"JUMP IN THE FIYAH!!!"

"Did I seriously forget that I have Johnny Got His Gun before I even read it?"

"I done told you once, you son of a *****, I'm the best that's ever been!"

"I just wanted to hooooold you in my arms! ... I love Muse. ^_^"

And many more. <_<

"Y'know, I find it kind of ironic that with this SN, 'The Unforgiven' is the one song by Metallica I have yet to quote."

"I'm still caught in between two times... WHY HAVE I NOT FIXED MY CLOCKS?!"

"If I got something to eat at 3AM, I wonder if I'd feel like a fatty, fatty, fat fat in the morning?"

"The one time everyone is off... I should attempt to get the 360 or N64 in here tonight in case it happens again."

"How is it every time I go to look for an apartment, that girl starts messing with him again? >_<"

"Finally, I'm no longer dizzy... Still half out of it, though."

Only ones I can remember ATM. <_<

"God, I just want to ****ing yell at the top of my lungs. >_<"

"Hm? Oh, who IMed me this time?"

"SCREAM, SCREAM, SCREAM THE WAY YOU WOULD IF I RAVAGED YOUR MIND!"

"Tonight is pretty good... I just jinxed it, didn't I?"

"Welp, alone again."

For a rare time, my head is pretty clear.

You seem... like you get a lot of bad days.

Meh, it's not so much a bad day as it is just normal for me this month. <_<

Ah, they're not so bad... I've had some pretty good times. ^_^

"Damn you 'Beast & The Harlot,' WHY CAN'T I FC YOU?!?!"

"There's a reason my head is screaming at me, isn't there?"

"'You're in Sample...' 'Urine sample...' Oh, Chandler. XD"

"Hey you, you're not enough! What's this all about?!"

"Ugh... That dream was just depressing."

"Heh, I is feelin' gooooooood. XD"

"Y'know, I could just stare into the stars all night if I was able to."

"There shouldn't be voices anymore... Goddammit, why are there?!"

"... Why did I hear my name when no one is around? o_0"

"How can I be lost if I've got nowhere to go?"

"Soon enough, I'll be out... Which considering how mom reacted, doesn't seem to bother her. >_>"

There were way more, but since I couldn't update them last night, my scattered brain forgot them. XD

Back again. ^_^

"Devin lies beyond this portal... Take the word of one immortal!"

"WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!!!!"

"Good [Censored], I'm confused. o_o"

"Whatthewut?!"

"He got a real pretty mouth, ain't he?"

"No sir, you may not wear the Pope's hat. e_e"

"So did ya score last night?" "Yep, I got the game winning touchdown!" "e.e" "^.^"

"We're sorry, the thought you are trying to reach right now is currently unavailable at this time."

"Feel free to call and leave comments about me at 1-989-screwyourself. ^_^"

"If I was a Wal-Mart door greeter, I'd get fired from greeting them with '**** off.'"

Is it bad that I actually had more? o_0

What do you think of my signature? Took me a while to make it. lol I love it though.

Heh, I love it. ^_^

"Show! Your! Scars!"

"I couldn't tell if my head was spinning or if I was just mixed up again... I hate waking up like that. e_e"

"So wait, if you're here, then that means... Oh boy. *Cue audience laugh track.*"

"No... NO... NO, NO, NONONO!!!"

"... Please God, wake me..."

"Could I BE more confused right about now? ... Well, actually I'm not, I just love speaking like Chandler... XD"

"'Cause he's a little bit special!"

"I don't know why, but I always feel like when I talk to people, they're thinking 'y'know, you're an idiot.' :\"

"I don't get it... I just don't get it."

"Frantic-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-TOCK!!!"

"I just feel like I'm gonna snap again, I just know I am..."

"Wait... I never joined Facebook!"

""Why-wait-how-what-I... Ugh, my head hurts... >_<"

"Hey, Lyric's b-no, wait.... Never mind."

"This space for rent."

... Saddest thing is I don't remember the rest. >_>

You are... very random.

That's the saddest thing... I don't try to be, my head just has multiple thoughts at once

I sometimes have moments where it'll do like eight or nine at once... It's frustrating, and kind of a pain, since it causes headaches when it happens. >_<

"What happens when 'being yourself' is actually being a ******* different person?"

"Fail more, dumb-dumb. e_e"

"Wow, could you be happier? XD"

"This dude is freakin' me out... o_o"

"****, ****, **** ME! >_<"

"Um... Ow. -_-"

"I told you, you little ****; it rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again."

"Ugh... My eye is twitching again. >_>"

"And the shadow of the day will embrace the world in gray, and the sun will set for you."

"... Did I just say 'going down?' >_>"

"Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep."

"Why... Why are you ignoring my pleas?"

"... But alas, little Johnny pulled the trigger, thinking it was a toy."

"No, I do not want a free cruise, STOP CALLING ABOUT MY FREE CRUISE!!!"

"... The ******* left side of my neck hurts... I hate when I sleep wrong."

"It's like a laughgasm. o_o"

"Y'know, I'm really starting to enjoy this dizzy feeling more... Heh."

"Oh... Why won't they stop calling me? It's like every time they call me, my stomach turns. >_<"

"Did I just zone out again, or... What did I do for twenty minutes?"

"No... I'm not listening to you again, now GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!! >_<"

"'Honey, I already explained, my secretary was just giving me a massage!' ... Riiiight. <_< Liar."

"*Insert distorted noise from "The Call of Ktulu.*"

Startin' to see why I scare myself a little? >_>

"It's like a laughgasm. o_o"? Never heard of such a thing.
The only thought that went through my head is....

"why me?".

Laughgasm = when you laugh so hard, it actually feels good to the point you're spent and out of breath.

And what do you mean "why you?"

"I promise you my heart, now promise to sing; kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep."

"I wonder... If I sleep long enough, I wonder if I would wake up in another bed? ... I wish. :\"

"WHOA, I'm the cult of personality!"

"I really need more than an hour of sleep in two days. e_e"

"Oh ****, what?! *Scared upon being IMed while half asleep.*"

"Could this day BE any slower?"

"'I now pronounce you man and wife...' *Sighs.*"

"That poor Trix bunny... I always hated those kids, them and the ones that chased down that poor Irishman."

"Wait, I didn't even sleep a full hour?! >_<"

"I wonder if I should call..."

"Heh, just watch him run right around her. XD"

"I wish I had a hookshot... :\"

"Why did I have to give my Xbox back to her... Again? >_>"

"SWEATING BULLEEEEETS!"

Very slow day tod-*Collapses in mid-sentence.*

"Wait... Did my rank change?"

"But It's part of my ****ing personality! I CAN'T CHANGE WHO I AM!!!"

"Arma-Arma, Arma-Armageddon!"

"Oh my God, I'm Frank Jr. from Friends... Well, that's depressing, since he's a weirdo. <_<"

"I! AM! NOT! MAD!!! *Done actually hitting myself on each word; this was from long ago, actually.*"

"So wait... One pill doesn't make you larger? ... Then I guess that means the other doesn't make you small. >:\"

"Tonight is actually kind of lonely for once. -_-"

... Wow, I don't know what just happened, but in the middle of typing these up, my mind just lost all ability to think clearly, so I just forgot what I was typing. >_>

Ah....

Like the prodigal son, I was out on my own, now I'm tryin' to find my way back home!"

"How did I expect love to outweigh ignorance? ... Because the ignorance isn't there, obviously."

"HEADBUTT!"

"I was being Shelly Winters from Poseidon Adventure. >_>"

"If I air drum near someone I don't like, I can 'accidentally' hit them, and have the perfect alibi. XD"

"Ugh, wow it's dar-... Oh my God, I FELL ASLEEP! 0_0"

"*Is humming the song of Storms.*"

"... Stranger eons death may die!"

"I quote way too many songs."

"To the praying mother, 'don't worry father, let your children grow.'"

"'ON MY OOOOOWWWN!!!' ... I no longer want to be on my own."

"Wait, mail still gets delivered on Halloween, right? ... Awesome!"

"You mother-*Headbutts monitor out of frustration after missing the ability to say goodnight.*"

"Welcome to where time stands still; no one leaves, and no one will..."

Ugh... It's hot tonight. e_e

Cool over here yet it snowed yesterday and now it got thrown back up to 70 degrees today.

Huh... Lucky. >_>

It's in the 80s at some times here. e_e

No thoughts tonight, sadly.... I'm actually extremely tired tonight for once, so... I just wanted to check in on this beforehand.

Now... *Lies head down.*

Don't fall asleep on you''re keyboard!
I did that one time and I have no idea what key's I pressed but it wiped my computer.
BTW It's my birthday today!!!

Hap-happy birthday! ^_^

"Feeling paranoid, true enemy, or false friend?"

"Who says I've lost my mind?! I've lost my mind, I've lost-ah my mind! I'VE LOST MY MIND!"

"Fight, heh fire... With... Fire. *Grins a bit.*"

"I wonder... How do you send a teddy bear the size of a small child to someone? >_>"

No... We do not have Gremlins 2 on DVD. :\"

"Frantic-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-TOCK!"

"AH hahahahaha, AHAHAHAHAHA!!! XD"

"I hear someone in my head... Again. <_<"

"*Sighs happily.* Could this day have gotten any better?"

"*Looks at head after shaving it.* Oops, heh... I did it again. *Grins.*"

"I'M ON A BOAT!"

"7 ****ing hours. o_o"

"ARGH, my 'bow! >_<"

"You stupid... GAH! *Yells for losing another game.*"

"I'm either losing thoughts, or I had none to begin with. >_>"

"Hey, miss murder, can I make beauty stay if I take my life?"

"To the sound of a heartbeat pounding awaaa-ay-aay!"

"What if I wanted to break? Laugh it all off in your face? What would you do?"

"I've got to watch the Shining again. >_>"

"GAH, my head hurts from trying to figure this out! -_-"

"Just pokin' the bear, ain't I?"

*Tilts head.* I should've picked a time where I'm, not nauseous, but whatever. XD

Done watchin' for the night, plus I gave my update... Now to see if I can pull myself onto the computer tomorrow at a normal time. >_>

"Did I really just make another video? >_>"

"Nu ma nu ma nu ma iei!"

"Oh... My... God... He isn't. 0_0 *Watching someone recording himself watching my vid.*"

"Tonight is lonely. <_<"

"**** you, updates!"

"God, I lo-er, I like the person in question. >_> YOU HEARD NOTHING!"

"... Did his ex just E-Mail me to apologize? <_<"

"Today's random as **** post is bought to you by the letter h."

Ugh... It's time for bed, my back has been hurting for like two hours, but I wanted to continue watching this site. >_>

'Ni-*Passes out.*

"Yes, got my 360 back!"

"Aww... ^_^ So sweet."

"D-... Did I just get that site to work finally? 0_0"

"Bleh, wish I didn't have to get rid of my AnyColor add-on. <_<"

"'Perfect Insanity' is an awesome song. ^_^"

"What you do, say it with a smile."

"When you leave, my colors fade to gray! ... Ain't that the truth. :\"

"Ho... Everyone's off tonight. >_> ... Now to get some 'me' time."

"The truth hurts so bad, wouldn't you say? So why tell it?"

"BAT-TER-RAY!!! ****ING BAT-TER-RAY!!!"

I find it sad one of my better nights was one where I couldn't move all that much due to my back. >_>

I still haven't been to sleep. -_-

This is going to be a looooong day! XD

Forgive the fact I have no thoughts today, but I'm tired enough I just fell asleep fortwenty minutes, so... >_>

... Sorry, but 'night earl.

"Space may be the final frontier, but it's made in a Hollywood basement."

"Wow... Jericho really is an intolerable ****er IRL, ain't he?"

"I don't wanna be up this early."

"Alright, I feel a lot better now. ^_^"

"Dammit, I missed Lyric again!"

"If weezle-wozzles are chezzer-bombers, then what's a snoozle to a snozzle?" "... What the ****?!"

"The snozberries taste like snozberries! ^_^"

"DREAM OF CALIFORNICATION!"

"You know, I did it. It's over, and I feel fine."

"... Tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick..."

"We care about Transformers, 'cause there's more than meets the eye!"

"It's it! (But what is it?!)"

"It's surprisingly lonely at 10AM. >_>"

Wake up. e_e